Monday, November 24, 2008

The Mail Store is Always Serious!

I bought these stickers in DC and they crack me up every time I look at them. The writing is very small and hard to read, but I will give you a blow by blow. 


"The mail store is always serious. It sends to your place. The mail store is always serious. It has delivered in a hurry. However, I want to sometimes rest. "
 
He has a chick on his head. Why??


"Hello, the letter was come to the report." (translation~"I love you").

(I envision this as some sort of rock opera and I can't stop singing "THE MAIL STORE IS ALWAYS SER-I-OUS" much to my roomate James' chagrin.)

2 comments:

james668 said...

To be fair, it is not the concept of a foreign postal service-based rock opera that irks me. It is your refusal to add any more words to the title song "The Mail Store is Always Serious."

Timothy said...

Hmm... I kind like the minimalist slant to the whole rock opera. "The Mail Store Is Always Serious. (soft) The Mail Store Is Always Serious. (a little louder) The Mail Store Is Always Serious. (loud) The Mail Store Is Always Serious...and so on."

This could really go somewhere. But I am not sure whether Rock is the destination. I see a more surreal, modern landscape, with lots of synthesizers. But that's me....