Three cheers for useless, nerdy cataloging! Actually this wasn't useless at all. It came in quite handy for researching my top ten scary muppets of all time.
Yeah, so I was a scaredy cat as a kid. Although I would jump around manically every Sunday night when I heard the "Den den den den-den-den," there were many, many muppets that freaked me out (some more easily explained than others). I have arranged them here from "I find you vaguely unsettling" to "Dear lord you are going to kill me."
1. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
3. Sam Eagle
"So angry! So patriotic!"
4. Swedish Chef "Leave those lobsters alone! Look out, lobsters! He's got a knife! Look out chicken!"
"Yikes! Lips too big! Eyebrows too bushy! Too Big!"
6. Lew Zealand
"Don't you throw a fish at me, you. Don't you throw a slimy smelly fish at me!"
7. Alice Cooper
10. Louis Kazagger (Sportscaster)
"That pointy nose! That pointy wiggly nose! You are going to kill me aren't you???? AAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!"